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DISAPPEARING INK
The "I-Maniacs Fan Club" Newsletter
Issue #9
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<*><*><*><*><*><*> TABLE OF CONTENTS <*><*><*><*><*><*>
1. A Word from the Publisher
2. A Word from the Club President
3. Spotlight on: "The Iman"
4. Sound Off!
5. What Happens Next?
6. Important Addresses
<*><*><*><*><*><*> A WORD FROM THE PUBLISHER <*><*><*><*><*><*>
Hi Fellow Imaniacs and welcome to all new members!
First of all I want to thank everyone who helped me track down people whose email
addresses weren't working! The success rate was better than I expected and I only have two
remaining "lost members"
LuvnVinVin and slave2chiana.
Here's a riddle for you
what's a better source of heat than natural gas or
electricity? Iman! Even though it's freezing in most of the country, including here in Los
Angeles (although I'm sure it's not what you northerners would call freezing :), we all
feel warm and tingly inside because we have new episodes to excite us! "Flowers for
Hobbes" just aired and now I'm even more convinced that this is the greatest show on
television (as if I had any doubt :)
As always, we welcome any feedback, not only for this newsletter, but also for the fan
club web site at http://www.geocities.com/imanfanclub as well. Please send your comments
and suggestions to imannewsletter@yahoo.com.
Gina
<*><*><*><*><*><*> A WORD FROM THE CLUB PRESIDENT <*><*><*><*><*><*>
Agenda
* Greetings and Welcome
* New Merchandise
* Your Mission
* ComicCon
**Greetings and Welcome**
WHEE!!!! Greetings my fellow Imaniacs! Now that I-man is no longer in repeats anymore I
have found myself floating on cloud 9!! I know that all of you are in the same boat with
me and I gotta tell ya, it feels REALLY good!!
Okay ... as always I would like to pause before getting to the "meat" of my
notes to say hello to our newest members. Our numbers are now up to a whopping 158
members. Our newest newbies are: FlowerbudFawkes, Darien_Fawkes, Fennec, Strange_Unusual,
whitestar_2, HighlanderFan1, La_Llorena (I think she's after Darien_Fawkes! *snicker*),
and One-Winged_Angel. Welcome to our newest members, I'm certainly glad you're here! Let's
give them all a HUGE round of applause *R2 gets up and
cheers madly*
**New Merchandise**
Okay! The window on the T-Shirts has been closed. To all of you that had
not as yet received yours, I spoke to Judy at the print shop and she informed me that all
shirts had been mailed. So, to all of you that had to wait longer than the rest of us *R2
glances at Amber* I am truly very sorry. As I said before, it was a learning experience
for both Shel Bel and I and we will take what knowledge we garnered and use it in the
future. That being set, COUNTERAGENT PENS ARE NOW ON SALE!!! They are pretty cool. They
are pens that are in the shape of a hypodermic needle (thankfully, smaller than the one
Claire uses) and are filled with a blue liquid (of course!). On the side of the pens is
written "Imaniacs Coungeragent". I want to thank LoganLover for helping me out
in this aspect of merchandising. Without her hard work I would never have been able to
gather these items to sell to the rest of you!! So, THANK YOU BETH!! *R2 hugs LoganLover*
Now : If you would like to own one of these really snazzy pens, I need you to do something
for me. I need you to email me with the following information : Your Name, Your Handle,
How many pens you want, and the address you want the pens shipped to and how you will be
paying (cash, check, money order).
The pens are $3, this includes shipping and handling.
As soon as I get your order, the pens will be shipped out to you. These items are a must
have for any Iman fan! Think of the conversations you could start with this thing! The
interest you would gather for our favorite show! I get people asking me questions all the
time whenever I pull out the "sample" pen I got. So! Let me know and I'll rush
out your pen(s) to you!! Thanks guys!!
**Your Mission**
... should you choose to accept it *R2 starts humming the Mission: Impossible theme .. I
could see Darien as Ethan Hunt*
Okay gang, our favorite show is about to start on its 2nd Season *R2 pauses to cheer
madly* and I think that we should start doing something to spread the word that it's on!
Here is what I want you to do. Go outside (when you're done reading this newsletter) grab
the first person you see, shake them roughly and tell them that they must watch Iman
Monday nights at 9pm ET on SciFi or you will go mad and kill them. *ahem*
Okay, maybe not. What I would like to start doing, though, is getting those people that
have those Nielson boxes in their homes interested. Now, I know that we have ONE fan among
us, specifically, that has actually gathered quite a few Neilson families to watch Iman.
And many of those families actually like the show!
So! Ask around, talk to friends, talk to their friends, find out where these elusive
Neilson families are and get them hooked! Our show NEEDS us! We want it to be around for
years to come, right?? Well, this is our chance to start spreading the word!! We know that
it rocks on the SciFi channel with the "cult" following, but lets get the rest
of the public in on our "secret". I know that it seems like an impossible task,
but you know .. even if you start talking about it to others and you get them interested
.. that's a win! What do you say? Are you with me? I know that I'm not the only insane fan
of this show! Think of how great it would be if when the Nielson ratings came out that our
favorite show had gathered a 1.8 or even a 2.0!! With our efforts and tenacity we could do
it!! They work hard for us to bring us this great show, let's work hard for them and
spread the word!! We are Imaniacs .. Visible Fans of the Invisible Man!
**ComicCon**
WHEE!! Okay .. as everyone knows .. comiccon is coming up in July. July 19th-21st to be
exact. I, myself, plan to be there and let me tell you we got some great stuff planned for
all of you!! I want to thanks Smartypants specifically for all of her hard work and
diligence in finding us places to stay, party and just hang out. This girl has worked her
.. *ahem* pants off trying to make this come together and I just want to give a shout out
to her for all of her hard word! Thanks hon!! Also, OboeCrazy, Helena, KatrynSedai,
Jak_Girl, Mrs. Spooky and others that I'm sure I'm forgetting. Everyone is working so hard
to make this wonderful experience extraordinary! We have a party in the works for fan club
members where we can party and hang out with each other, trivia contests, a riffing party
and much much more!! This con is going to be more than just meeting the cast and crew of
our favorite show! It'll be a chance for all of us to meet one another! Put faces with our
handles! I am certainly looking forward to it!
For more information on the con itself you can go to www.comiccon.org As the rest of the
ComicCon Committee puts the information together, I will pass it on to the rest of you.
What I need now is this : I need you to email me with Your Name, Handle and whether or not
you will be attending. If you're THINKING about attending I need to know that too. I need
to keep track of how many of us are going to be there because then we can possibly get
hotel discounts for our group along with other perks.
So when you get a chance, please drop me a line and let me know so I can start organizing
things with the rest of the Committee!!
As I sign off .. I want to thank everyone for being such great fans of this great show!
It's gratifiying to know that their hard work is paying off and that they have such great
fans! I love you all as an extension of my own family and feel a special bond with all of
you. If there is anything you would like to see in the future or have some ideas you want
to pass on to me .. please to do not be shy. I WANT to hear what you have to say. This
club is all about the fans and I want you to enjoy your membership! I'm still working on
more chats, is there someone specifically you would LOVE to have a chat with? Is there a
contest idea you have in mind? Maybe a merchandise idea? Perhaps you think I should do
something a little different. I am open to any and all types of constructive criticism.
This is my first fan club .. I'm doing the best I can but there is always room for
improvement! As we continue to grow and expand I will start dividing aspects of what I do
onto interested members. As soon as I start getting ready to do that, you will all be the
first to know!
So .. thank you again for being such a great crowd! I am truly honored to know each and
every one of you! Now .. onto the newsletter!!
Stacey/R2
<*><*><*><*><*><*> SPOTLIGHT ON: The Iman <*><*><*><*><*><*>
I've been holding off spotlighting "The Iman" at http://theiman.homestead.com/theiman.html
since the fan club and this accompanying newsletter started because it's Stacey's site and
I figured it would look like favoritism. However, it's way past due to give her excellent
site the praise it deserves!
The Iman is overflowing with fun and interesting pages and tidbits! Among the sections
you'll find there are "What if" which speculates how the characters would differ
if other actors portrayed them, "Hobbes-isms" which is a list of great quotes by
our favorite chemically enhanced agent, "Quoth the Raven", a list of proverbs,
philosophical statements and whatnot that Darien uses each episode to make us think he's a
brainiac, "Little Known Facts" which includes very interesting and sometimes
little known details for each episode, "Favorite One Liners" which are great fun
to read all in one place, "You might be addicted to I-Man if
" where you
may start to feel a bit over-the-top in your fandom but at least you'll know you're not
alone:) and the "Crap Count" which tells us how many times the word
"crap" was used in every episode along with a grand total!
As if all of that isn't enough, you'll find a series of candid, on-set photos. For
example, there are shots of Joshprops and some of the actual props from the show including
the famous towel from "The Other Invisible Man" and a great 'bicycle not built
for 3' shot.
Stacey doesn't have a guest book, but I'm sure she'd love to hear how much you enjoy her
site, so be sure
to follow the email link before you leave.
Got a great Invisible Man web site? Tell us about it. Send e-mail to imannewsletter@yahoo.com
<*><*><*><*><*><*> SOUND OFF! <*><*><*><*><*><*>
In this section of the newsletter we offer all of you the opportunity to give us your
opinion on various Invisible Man subjects.
Before we get into the new topic, let's check out the results of the last "Sound
Off". If you remember, I asked you to choose your favorite "let's restrain
Darien method": bed straps, straight jacket, handcuffs or a large net. Before I give
you the results, let me just say that I really did not anticipate the
er
fantasies this question would create. It was actually inspired by the comical use of the
net, but in hindsight I can understand the reaction :)
It turned out to be a very close race between the bed straps and the straight jacket with
the straps winning out by a hair (seems people like the idea of a completely immobile and
helpless Darien).
New Topic:
What is your favorite fake (Wile E. Coyote-esqe) company name, as seen on the side of the
department van to give it an undercover feel? Do you prefer "Acme Plumbing"? Or
maybe you like the less messy "Acme Carpet Care"? Perhaps you are you partial to
the scarier "Acme Hazardous Waste Disposal"?
That actually brings up another question
if you could add any fake company name to
the van for undercover purposes, what would it be?
You can Sound Off by sending your choice (as difficult as it may be, please choose only
one) to imannewsletter@yahoo.com by January
29th and be sure to put the words "Sound Off" in the subject of your email.
<*><*><*><*><*><*> WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? <*><*><*><*><*><*>
In this section of the newsletter you get the chance to get your creative juices
flowing and write the next part of an ongoing story. Below, you'll find the story so far.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it (unlike The Official, we give you the choice
:), is to write the next part of the story in about 125 words or less. It'll be a tough
choice, but I will pick one submission and post it in the next newsletter and continue
from there. Ready? Here goes!
The teaser:
Darien was a happy guy. He had just gotten a shot of counteragent and wouldn't need a new
one for a while, things were quiet at the agency, and most importantly, he was going to
spend a nice relaxing evening at home with a home-made meal and his favorite book
"The Story of Philosophy: The Lives and Opinions of the World's Greatest
Philosophers". "It doesn't get any better than this", he thought as he
headed toward his apartment with a bag of groceries in one arm.
As he unlocked the door, the scene inside made him stop in his tracks. "Aw
crap!" he said as the smile disappeared from his face and was replaced by a look of
dismay. His apartment had been ransacked and very thoroughly at that. After taking a
moment to digest the situation, he walked cautiously into the apartment careful not to
step on anything breakable, which had not already been broken, and checked to make sure
that whoever made the mess wasn't still there.
Part 2 by R2:
Glass crunched under Darien's feet as he made his way through his destroyed apartment.
Nothing had been spared and Darien felt violated. Unknown hands had rifled through his
possessions, going over his personal affects. The intruder, or intruders, had been quite
thorough. He could feel his heart pounding in his chest, his small abode abnormally quiet.
With a deep breath, Darien allowed the quicksilver to coat his body, neatly rendering him
invisible. If whoever had done this was still here, he saw no need to give them the
advantage. There was a small noise from inside the bathroom, Darien's head snapped around
at the sound as he began to make his way toward the closed door.
Part 3 by R2
Slowly, Darien reached out and grasped the cold handle in his equally cold hand. Fear and
anger were vying for attention, whoever had ransacked his home was still stupid enough to
be here. Big mistake.
He flung the door open and blindly launched himself inside, grabbing a stunned individual
around their waist. There was a startled shout as he and the intruder fell to the ground
in a tangle of arms and legs, Darien could feel them struggling to get out from under him
and he knew that he had the upper hand.
Darien gripped a flailing hand tightly as he glanced down at the person who had destroyed
his apartment. His breath left him in a horrified gasp as he recognized the man,
"Hobbes?"
Part 4 by Kathy Czechowski, a.k.a. Hei_Mao
Hobbes snorted, jerking from Darien's grip and standing. "Thanks for the hospitality.
Love what
you've done with the place," he said, brushing broken glass from his sleeves.
"What do you mean by that? I didn't do this." Darien's brow furrowed as he let
the quicksilver fall
away.
"What, and I did? You called me here."
"No, I didn't." His voice trailed off as he stared at the mess.
"Yeah, you did. You said you wanted to talk to me about something, the door would be
unlocked, I
should just walk in. I walked in, and POW! I woke up in here. Then you came barreling
in...."
Darien paused, shaking his head. "I didn't call you. This doesn't make sense."
"Right. If someone wanted to frame me for tossing your apartment, why call me
here?" Hobbes rubbed the back of his head. A large bruise was rapidly purpling
beneath a dozen small cuts. He winced,
mumbling curses.
"Somebody wanted us here at the same time. The mess is just a distraction. Someone
wanted us out of the
way," Darien declared.
Hobbes nodded, his expression grim. "I was thinking the same thing."
Part 5 by FawkesFox
Hobbes' cell phone began to ring. He took it out of his pocket and answered it,
"Hobbes... What?... Where are you?... Stay there, we're on our way." He hung the
phone up and turned to Darien. "There's trouble partner." Hobbes started for the
door, Darien following closely behind him. Within minutes they arrived at the Agency. Once
they got there, they knocked on the door of Charlie's office. There was no answer so
Darien kicked the door in. Inside, Charlie was tied to the chair, a gag in his mouth.
"Hello, Darien." A familiar voice said from behind the door. Darien turned to
see the man who was responsible for his brother's death.
Part 6 by Allison Riley
Darien's couldn't speak. He never, in his wildest dreams, thought that Arnaud would come
back for a third time. Then, the memories of Kevin dying in his arms came back to him. His
speechlessness disappeared. Darien tried to punch Arnaud, but he wasn't quick enough.
Arnaud grabbed his fist and squeezed it tightly. Pain rushed through Darien's arm. Then he
let go. The pain vanished. Darien ran to the center of the room and quicksilvered. Arnaud
just laughed. Darien tried again to punch him, thinking that he couldn't stop his fist
this time. But he did. Hobbes had been standing there staring. Now he could see Arnaud
holding something in midair. Arnaud squeezed Darien's fist even harder than before.
Forcing him to become visible again. Arnaud laughed. "How did he do that?"
Darien, Hobbes, and Charlie all said quietly to themselves.
Part 8 by jakgirl
"Are you selling me out?" cried Darien.
Arnaud perched on the Official's desk. "I think we should tell him, don't you?
Otherwise he will waste his time and my patience trying to discover the answers." He
quirked an eyebrow at the Official and continued,
"The explanation is simple. Using nanotechnology, I've perfected special contact
lenses with tiny viewers, which enable me to see quicksilver: a superior version of the
Agency's viewers. I have proven to your employer that they work. Now he knows I can find
and kill you anywhere, at any time, and he has agreed to let me
borrow you for a
little job I have. Otherwise, I shoot you and harvest the gland. Don't think I won't do
it."
"What's the job?" asked Darien warily.
Your turn! Send your version of What Happens Next to imannewsletter@yahoo.com by January 29th and be
sure to put the words "What Happens Next" in the subject of your email.
<*><*><*><*><*><*> IMPORTANT ADDRESSES <*><*><*><*><*><*>
To join the fan club:
stacey_meyer@hotmail.com
For newsletter comments or suggestions:
imannewsletter@yahoo.com
Suggestions or comments about Sci-Fi's on-air programming:
program@www.scifi.com
Suggestions or comments about Sci-Fi's bboard:
bboard@www.scifi.com
Fan mail for the cast and crew:
Cast or Crew Member's Name
c/o Stu Segall Productions
4705 Ruffin Rd.
San Diego, CA 92123
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