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The "I-Maniacs Fan Club" Newsletter
Issue #26
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<*><*><*><*><*> TABLE OF CONTENTS <*><*><*><*><*>
1. A Word from the Publisher
2. A Word from the Club President
3. A Letter from the Presidents Assistant
4. Sound Off!
5. Ask Darien!
6. What Happens Next?
7. Important Addresses
<*><*><*><*><*> A WORD FROM THE PUBLISHER <*><*><*><*><*>
Hi Fellow I-Maniacs!
Id like to take this moment to offer my condolences to anyone who lost any friends or family members in the atrocity yesterday. I get choked up every single time I think about the senseless death and destruction our country has endured at the hands of fanatical terrorists. The images of the attack will sadly remain forever burned into my mind and heart.
I chose not to send this newsletter out yesterday feeling it trivial when such devastation had taken place. I wasnt going to send it today either, however we I-Maniacs are like a big extended family and I know that I feel better when I can spend time with my family during rough times. I feel that it might possibly give everyone a few moments during which we can put aside the tragedy weve had to come to terms with in the 36 hours since the event took place.
The rest of the newsletter was written before the attack took place and has its normal light-hearted, fun attitude. Please dont be offended by that just try to let it give you a moment of respite from your sadness.
Gina
<*><*><*><*><*> A WORD FROM THE CLUB PRESIDENT <*><*><*><*><*>
*Agenda*
*Greetings & Welcome
*Campaign Update
*Campaign Manager
*Chat Reschedule Reminder
*Letter to the Fans
*Greetings & Welcome*
Hey gang! As we embark on the road to the end of Season Two, I have to say that I am very
much looking forward to seeing what's in store. I hear that Armin makes a return in two
more eppies "Three Phases of Claire" and "Exposed", if I'm not
mistaken, and Adam Storke (Tom) from Prey also makes an appearance in "Exposed".
It looks like we have a great lineup ahead of us, thank God. Plus, with two Craig eppies
to round out the season, it looks like we'll be ending on a great note. I, for one, can't
wait!
As we continue down the path I-Man has created, newbies just keep pouring in and it's a
wonderful site to see, indeed. Our membership is now at 457 and growing steadily! Looks
like we will break 500 before December! Can I dance now? As we sit back and bask in the
glow of our I-Mans and ginger snap cookies, let us welcome our newest members. They are :
Sexybitch, Axala2D, Kwiksilva, Kitsune, Unique, Guuffi, Argentum, Isister, JamieBeth,
DarienKeeper247, Tigerfire8, Nystana, Dariana, Fawkesychic, Invisagrl, Apflux, BobbysBabe,
Tokra_Opt, AynNoromo, Furious_Dee and penchan. Guuffi & Isister are our newest members
from Finland and Dariana is from Brazil. Man, it's SO cool to see how far and wide I-Mania
is spreading. Greetings to all of our newest members, both near and far. I'm so glad
you're here and part of our crazy, wonderful family. *R2 heaves herself out of her chair
and dances*
*Campaign Update*
Since we're all working so hard on getting SciFi and everyone involved to sit up and take
notice of this great show and it's loyal following of fans, you guys all deserve to know
what's going on.
Lisa-Smartypants is putting the finishing touches on the petition that we're sending to
Barry Diller, the head honcho of SciFi & USA. He pretty much calls the shots since he
owns both networks and he is a fan of I-Man, so having him on our side is definitely a
good thing. The last time I spoke with Lisa-Smartypants she told me that she had about 115
emails, and guys ... that's amazing! Keep up the great work! We're also sending Barry a
letter telling him that he is going to become an "Honorary I-Maniac" and we're
going to send him little nuggets as well, welcoming him into the fan club. I cannot tell
you how important it is that if you haven't sent Lisa an email as yet to please do so.
Barry is a great guy and we know that he would love to hear from the voices of the fans
that love I-Man. What better ally can we have than the man that OWNS the network
"our" show is aired on? You have until September 17th to get your emails in to
Lisa so she can get everything into a great package and ship it off to Mr. Diller.
The Board is also working very hard on getting the ad placed in Variety. We're still
working out the basic layout, but it's looking great so far thanks to the efforts of Gina
and all the input we're getting from the rest of the board. Once the final design is
determined, I'll definitely share it with all of you. Adel (our mighty Treasurer) is
slowly getting the funds together, and at her last count we had raised $400. That's great
you guys! Thank you so much to everyone who has sent in their donation to help us in this
cause. The more money we're able to put together, the better the ad will look. Adel is
keeping track of everyone who sends in their donation because at the end of it all
(September 17th) the 3 fans who have managed to raise the most money and send it in will
each get a token of gratitude. I cannot tell you how much I appreciate you all for all
that you have done. Your hard work and dedication and willingness to pitch in and help
just goes to show how much you really care. I know that everyone on the set of I-Man is so
grateful for all that you are doing, showing that you love the show as much as they do.
*Campaign Manager*
Since this campaign is beginning to take wheels and is getting stronger and stronger, the
Board decided that we needed to bring someone on board that would be able to devote all
their time and energy into making sure it had it's desired effect. Since all of us on the
Board are busy getting all the projects underway, we don't all have the time to post to
the board, or scour the SciFi site for updates. To that end, we have brought on a Campaign
Manager, and she's a good one at that.
Fellow I-Maniacs, I am very proud to introduce to you our newest member to the campaign, a
woman who is tireless in her efforts to get new ideas off the ground to help the I-Man
cause ... Mrs. Spooky! *R2 cheers and whistles* Mrs. Spooky joins the I-Man Board of
Directors and has been a great help in helping us keep things organized and in
perspective. I know that she will be instrumental in helping us get all of our projects
off the ground and keeping all of you informed of our progress as well. I hope that you
will all join me in welcoming our newest addition.
*Chat Reschedule Reminder*
I sent out an email yesterday reminding everyone that the chat had been rescheduled, and
I'm just doing it again incase anyone didn't get the notice. I didn't forget about the
chat and you guys weren't "stood up" by the guests. Vince had some family plans
in Indiana this week and so the chat had to be rescheduled until September 24th. I'm still
trying to see if we can still get our "Mystery Guest" for that date, but Vince
& Paul will be there for the rescheduled chat. Sorry if there was any miscommunication
or misunderstandings.
*Letter to the Fans*
Okay guys.
This last part is a personal letter from me to you. I have been wrestling with a decision
for quite some time now, and even sent a note to the Board awhile ago letting them know
about it. I got some great advice and support from all of them, and some great advice too.
As the I-Maniac Fan Club continues to grow, I (and now the Board) works harder and harder
to keep things running smoothly, making sure that everyone involved enjoys themselves and
gets as much enjoyment from the club as they do from the show. From chats and contests, to
campaigns and newsletters, we always try to keep things fun and interesting for all of
you. And trust me, we wouldn't have it any other way. I do it not only for the love of the
show, but also because all of you are so very unique and special. I look at all of you as
my extended family, and so I work as hard for all of you as I would for my own flesh and
blood. Which brings me to the crux of my letter. I'm just about 6 months pregnant now and
it's getting harder and harder for me to keep up with things. I can't answer emails as
quickly as I could before, I'm not always available to answer questions pertaining to
important happenings, and let's face it, carrying around another person can get tiring!
So, to that end, I've been considering taking a leave of absence, at least until Jacob is
born.
I would still be keeping track of everything that's going on with all of you and the show,
I just wouldn't be so noticeable about doing it and I would make sure that there was a
great person in my place until I returned. I'm not sure when I will be taking this leave
of absence, but I don't think it will be that much longer. I will not suddenly just
disappear, I will give you guys notice of my leave so that you have time to adjust to the
new person that will be taking my place temporarily. I will still answer any and all
emails that you guys send my way, just not as quickly as I did before, and after Jacob is
born it may be a few days before I can sit down at a computer for any length of time.
I just wanted all of you to know what is happening, so you don't feel like I'm jumping
ship or bailing out on you. Like Bobby Hobbes, R2 doesn't bail on her friends. I just need
to take some time to get my life in order before my own little tiger makes his grand
entrance. I love you all and will miss you while I'm gone, but I do believe I will be a
better person once I do return.
Until such time, I will continue working hard with my awesome Board on this campaign,
wrestling up as much fun that you guys can handle and continuing to keep all of you on
your toes.
Thanks for reading! I'm done here. Go. Read. Enjoy.
Stacey/R2
Club President
<*><*><*><*><*> A LETTER FROM THE PRESIDENT'S ASSISTANT <*><*><*><*><*>
Hi everyone!
Well as most of you know, the head of the IM Fan Club and all around nutty gal, R2, is pregnant and having a baby! LittleR2 is on the way, and we're all happy for the proud parents. This child will be born into a loving, caring, special, wonderful family!
And of course...LittleR2 will have R2 herself as a mom. And as an I-Maniac, who wouldn't want THAT! :-)
So there's a bunch of things going on to get ready for the blessed event! First...as a
gift to the newborn, I'm collecting messages to LittleR2 talking about how much fun we've
had with his mom. We all have memories and stories of reading about how R2 was the first
to try the peanut butter and balogna sandwich...or her infamous
So write a little message to LittleR2, tell the kid how much fun we've had with his Mom, and how insane his mom can be. :-) Recount your favorite R2 story, or tell the little one if you've pulled your own R2!
Also as the Mother of IM fandom gets ready to become the mother of MrR2Junior, it's time to think about throwing a big honkin' party! So get ready folks, because the R2 Baby Shower is coming soon!
The shower will be Saturday, September 29th, from 1-7pm. We'll be partying right in R2's crib...uh...place in Virginia, watching some IM, playing some of those baby shower games (as well as some cool games of our own), and ooohing and aaaahhhing over all the fun baby stuff! Obviously a lot of you are too far away to come, but R2 wanted you to know you are invited!
The "need to know" date for both the baby shower and for the Baby Messages is Friday the 14th of September, so please RSVP me at OboeCrazy@worldnet.att.net if you're coming to the shower! Send all your baby messages to that addy as well!
So mark you're calendars! And we hope to see you there!
Lauren (OboeCrazy)
<*><*><*><*><*> SOUND OFF! <*><*><*><*><*>
In this section of the newsletter we offer all of you the opportunity to give us your opinion on various Invisible Man subjects.
Last newsletter I asked what you thought HOBBES would stand for if it were an acronym. Heres what you crazy I-Maniacs came up with:
bookwormgirl
Hero, Obviously Bobby, Bashes Evil Suspects
Hoping Often Bobby & Bookwormgirl Eventually Slowdance
LaRin
Hot Ohmygawd Bare Body Episode SOON
Sammie P
Handing Over Bad Boys Especially Swiss-miss'
Handsome Observant Brainy Bobby Establishes Security
SilverScorpion
Head Obviously Balding But Extremely Sexy
Maxdout
Hairless Obedient Bumbler Believing Everyone's Sneeky
Honorable Omniscient Braggart Breathing Elaborate Stories
Harassing Official's Banter 'Bout Equal Salery
Handsome Operater Banking Babes* Every Second
liz_Z
Holding Off Bad Boys, Even Stark
Handsome, Often Besting Bullies, Enchanting Smile
invisifan
Hold On Because Bobby Eliminates Scum
New Topic:
This time, tell us what you think EBERTS would stand for if it were an acronym.
You can Sound Off by sending your acronym idea to imannewsletter@yahoo.com by September 24th and be sure to put the words "Sound Off" in the subject of your email.
<*><*><*><*><*> ASK CLAIRE <*><*><*><*><*>
The characters of I-Man have agreed that they wanted to help all I-Maniacs with any questions they might have about anything (though they ask that you keep it clean as this is a family publication). Hobbes volunteered to go first, then came Darien and now we ask Claire!
===
Hello everyone!
These past few weeks, Bobby and Darien have been sharing tales of their success with
answering different questions from everyone. I'm so glad that I finally get a chance, I
get to put a woman's touch on this assignment. This may be the best idea the Official has
had in awhile, but don't tell him I said so.
Dear Claire;
Like you I work in the medical profession (at a research library) and am so busy with
work, family, and school that I have no time for my puppy. I wonder what I can do to have
more time with my wonderful dog, Hercules.
LaRin
P.S. love the lip gloss--what shade is it?
Dear LaRin
My poor little Pavlov has often had to go long hours when I started working with the D.O.D
and then at the Agency. However, now that we've had some ... cutbacks, the Official often
sends me home early, so I can spend more time with him. I trust the same cannot be said
with you. How about lunch breaks? Do you live close enough to go home to go and see your
precious darling? How about weekends? Maybe taking him for a drive when you drop family
off, I'm sure he'd love that. With busy schedules, we can't always spend the time we want
with the ones we love, but making the time can make all the difference. PS -- the color is
Sultry Strawberry
===
Dear Ms. Keeper,
Your subscriptions to the journals "So you want to be a botanist?" and
"Changing-Careers" have lapsed. We hate to lose your business as much as your
employers, I'm sure, will hate losing you. Have you reconsidered your request for
information on our study-at-home program "Learning sciences that won't get you
killed"? I assure you botany is a very benign and prestigious field to establish
yourself in. Please, Ms. Keeper. Don't let a few biased academic studies and published
reports about six foot tall dandelions in the swamps of Georgia deter you. We're still
safer than the government.
Yours,
Ms. __**)O)_-= (Name deleted for safety purposes)
Director of Academic Services Stay Alive -- At Home Science Courses
Oh! Uh ... how did this get in here? I was sure that I'd forwarded my home address ....
if the Official gets a hold of this ... I think I better give Eberts a call ...
===
Hi! I feel so privileged to ask you of all people a simple question. Here goes. In my lab, I have this really hard time with beaker tongs. I swear, every time I use them, they slip and it makes a huge mess all over the floor, not to mention screwing up the grounding straps I have on my shoes. They have those rubber grips on them but don't seem to work! My question is, what do you use? I'm sure you never drop anything! Oh, and do you know where I could get some magnesium? I'm working on pyrotechnics, and yes I do know that water will make the fire worse. Thank-you for your time, and make sure Hobbes stays away from the bunsen burner.
Prof. Jenn
Well, as you know, the Agency is somewhat strapped for cash, so many times I have to be
rather ... inventive when it comes to my instruments. I actually use salad tongs. They
have a much wider grip base and you can really get your fingers on the handles. I know
that it sounds strange, but necessity is the mother of invention. When half of your
equipment is being toted away and you have nothing to work with, you'll be amazed at what
you come up with. Give those a try, you'll be amazed. As for the magnesium, Eberts usually
orders it online for me. I would do it, but my computer was taken recently during some
nasty cutbacks.
===
Greetings, Doc! I can't wait to see what kinds of questions you get... I have a feeling a lot of it'll be personal. ;) Anywho, I have a professional question. I've been living an isolated existence for the past eight years (having been involved with one of the many *hushhush* gov projects out there), and have finally regained my freedom. I'd like to find employment in the neurosciences field, but since all of my experience is top secret, I can't provide any references (or tell any potential employers what I'd been doing for the past eight years). Do you have any ideas on how I can find a fulfilling career, without having to answer a lot of background questions? I appreciate you taking the time away from your research to answer questions. Have a lovely day! Sincerely, Amy D.
Well. You certainly are in a bit of a bind, aren't you? I remember feeling that way
when I worked at the D.O.D, after that whole mess up with a biological ... nevermind. I
was lucky enough to get a call from the Agency, because I had the clearance they were
looking for. Perhaps you could give the WHO a call, they are government based and would
understand the need for "top secret" clearance. The CDC is also a good choice
for neurosciences, I have several friends there who are enjoying satisfying careers
without a lot of questions. If none of these sounds appealing, there's always Wal-Mart.
They don't ask too many questions, and I know Darien shops there alot.
===
Dear Claire, My Darien clone is going QSM and I need to know how to make counteragent. :) hehehe I could ask my Arnaud clone... but he is busy at the moment, he's working on some new way to take over the world, I even had to buy him a rat to call pinky so he'd stop whinning :) He says, "the same thing we do every night pinky, try to take over the world." over and over :) And my Hobbes clone doesn't know how to make it, and my Eberts clone lost the file.. I know, how can Eberts lose a file? And my Claire clone is visiting my brother in San Diego at the moment. And I haven't got my Alex clone yet. And even though my newold boyfriend looks just like Arnaud... he's just not the real thing :) So, can you tell me :) I know my Darien clone would love to know, and I don't want him going into 5th stage QSM that isn't pretty. :) Thanks, Mandy AKA fawkesieladyandEd
Oh my.
You certainly do have a lot of .... clones about. You do realize that you're treading on
the rights of humanity by having so many of them? And one of them is QSM, that is
certainly not good. The Counteragent formula is really quite top secret and if the
Official found out I told you, I would lose my job and Darien would be in serious trouble.
It's a very delicate blend of some volatile ingredients that if mixed incorrectly could
prove quite toxic. Oh dear. Alright, since you are in a bind : you take one quart Vodka,
mix it with 2 tablespoons of pure ground sugar and stir until dissolved. You then put it
in the fridge for about half an hour, so it can chill. Remove it and pour in one entire
packet of Spaceberry Raspberry Kool-Aid (in the blue packet). Stir until dissolved and
then replace in the fridge until chilled. These ingredients have to be *exact* otherwise,
you will poison your clone. If asked, you didn't hear it from me.
===
Dear Claire:
My best friend is a guy (I'm a girl) and I'm totally in love with him. But, I'm afraid to tell him because I'm worried that it might ruin our friendship. We've been friends for over ten years. I don't know if he feels the same way about me as well. I don't have a whole lot of experience with the opposite gender. That is to say, I never was much of a guy-magnet if you will. Whenever I'm with him, I freeze up or babble nonstop about nothing. I just can't seem to get up the nerve to tell him how I feel. Do you know how I could let him know that I'm crazy for him without hurting the friendship? I know they say that best friends make the best lovers, so I'm hoping that'll be true in this case.
Sincerely,
Helplessly in love
Oh, how sweet! Reminds me about a certain someone .... nevermind. My advice to you, get
a lovely card that tells how you feel, Hallmark makes the best ones. Write a nice note
inside of it, telling him how much you love his friendship and would love the opportunity
to try things on a different level. Don't be pushy, but tell him in the card honestly how
you feel. Be sure to tell him also that you will always want to be his friend, regardless.
Some people around here don't "fish off the company pier", if only they'd take
the chance ... Good luck!
===
Ooh! Ooh! I get to embarrass Claire! I get to embarrass Claire! Me first! Me first! Did you know that smart is sexy? (Too bad Xander didn't find that out in the tenth grade!) You are the pin-up girl for laboratories around the globe. I've got this poster that stretches wall-to-floor with nothing but your picture holding up one of those nasty Counteragents needles with a "I'm gonna get you!" silly grin emblazoned on your face, ready to collapse into helpless giggles and then a moan-worthy lovable sigh as soon as the camera clicks off. Okay, I don't really have one of those posters. (holds up digital camera) Pose? I *promise* not to do anything freaky! Oh, would you record your voice into this mike and say "I hope they'll remember her saucer of milk at tea-time. Dinah my dear! I wish you were down here with me! There are no mice in the air, I'm afraid, but you might catch a bat, and that's very like a mouse, you know. But do cats eat bats, I wonder?" I just lovvvvvvvvvvve the British accents and I would love to synthesize your voice for my computer. (Claire looks at me like I'm nuts.) Nono, I'm not nuts! And I'm not going to do anything untoward! I just lovvve your voice. That's not untoward, is it? So, do Americans really have an obsesion with peanut butter? What are you hiding behind that saucy smile? Nono, don't deny it! When you said "Come get" to Dahrien's "Gimme!" I heard and saw a YUM!-worthy glint to your voice. How do I get to ask all these questions? Well, you see, I have an imaginary friend, several, uh..many actually. Here's Elizabeth Montgomery Selma, and here's Elizabeth Ashley Collins, I usually call her Miss Collins or Miss C... so I was wondering, since I have a half dozen imaginary friends that I've seen for ten years, does that mean that I... don't get out much? Shaun/ClaireKeeply
Uh ... wow. You certainly do have an avid imagination, don't you? Your admiration is
appreciated, but because of my line of work, I could never offer you the companionship you
seem to desire. I have no idea if Americans are obsessed with peanut butter, I personally
can't stand the stuff because it sticks to the roof of my mouth. And there is nothing
wrong with imaginary friends, they can sometimes be the only ones who will listen to us. I
once remember a young girl who had an invisible friend, he saved her life. But, you might
want to try hitting the bars and meeting some new friends once in awhile.
===
Hi Claire! I have a question for you and would like your advice. I have this friend,
let's call her June. I really like the discussions and fun we have together, but she
always ends up making me feel stupid, or making me mad at her. I really like our
friendship outside her sometimes mean actionsand words to me. She's an only child and
sometimes selfish and lazy. I really want to keep the friendship together, but i feel like
she doesn't appreciate me. I don't know what to do! frienships shouldn't hurt, but i still
want to be friends. Help me Claire!
--Unfriendly Friend Problem Girl
Honey, this person is not your friend. Friends support, care for and look out for each
other. They do not hurt and verbally abuse each other. Believe me, I've seen true
friendship in action. With Darien and Bobby, they would give their lives for the other,
that's friendship. My advice to you is to cut the cord before it strangles you. This
person, June, is not helping you grow as a person, she is only holding you back and
hindering you. This "friendship" will only deteriorate and your anger will only
build until it consumes you. Better to let go and move on than lose yourself in it.
I"m sorry, I know that's not what you want to hear, but that is my advice to you.
===
Hi! I started school today...nursing school...Do you have any tips for me to help me in
my studies. By the way how could I get into your job? It seems to be very interesting
indeed...
isister
Studies can be somewhat dull and uninteresting, especially if the professor is a bore.
The best thing to do is find the one interesting thing about what you're studying and
focus on that. If you can find a way to make the words interesting for you, then you've
won! As for my job ... you'll need several Graduate degrees, several years working with
the government and luck. That's how I got the call to work for the Agency.
===
Well, these questions certainly were fun and a bit ... entertaining. Thank you all for taking the time to write to me, now I'll have something to discuss the next time Bobby and Darien are in the Lab.
Claire
===
In the next issue, the I-Man advice column you will have an opportunity to Ask Eberts. So if youd like his help with anything in your life, send your questions to imannewsletter@yahoo.com.
<*><*><*><*><*> WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? <*><*><*><*><*>
In this section of the newsletter you get the chance to get your creative juices flowing and write the next part of an ongoing story. Below, you'll find the story so far. Your mission, should you choose to accept it (unlike The Official, we give you the choice :), is to write the next part of the story in about 125 words or less. It'll be a tough choice, but I will pick one submission and post it in the next newsletter and continue from there. Ready? Here goes!
The teaser:
Darien was a happy guy. He had just gotten a shot of counteragent and wouldn't need a new
one for a while, things were quiet at the agency, and most importantly, he was going to
spend a nice relaxing evening at home with a home-made meal and his favorite book
"The Story of Philosophy: The Lives and Opinions of the World's Greatest
Philosophers". "It doesn't get any better than this", he thought as he
headed toward his apartment with a bag of groceries in one arm.
As he unlocked the door, the scene inside made him stop in his tracks. "Aw
crap!" he said as the smile disappeared from his face and was replaced by a look of
dismay. His apartment had been ransacked and very thoroughly at that. After taking a
moment to digest the situation, he walked cautiously into the apartment careful not to
step on anything breakable, which had not already been broken, and checked to make sure
that whoever made the mess wasn't still there.
Part 2 by R2:
Glass crunched under Darien's feet as he made his way through his destroyed apartment.
Nothing had been spared and Darien felt violated. Unknown hands had rifled through his
possessions, going over his personal affects. The intruder, or intruders, had been quite
thorough. He could feel his heart pounding in his chest, his small abode abnormally quiet.
With a deep breath, Darien allowed the quicksilver to coat his body, neatly rendering him
invisible. If whoever had done this was still here, he saw no need to give them the
advantage. There was a small noise from inside the bathroom, Darien's head snapped around
at the sound as he began to make his way toward the closed door.
Part 3 by R2
Slowly, Darien reached out and grasped the cold handle in his equally cold hand. Fear and
anger were vying for attention, whoever had ransacked his home was still stupid enough to
be here. Big mistake.
He flung the door open and blindly launched himself inside, grabbing a stunned individual
around their waist. There was a startled shout as he and the intruder fell to the ground
in a tangle of arms and legs, Darien could feel them struggling to get out from under him
and he knew that he had the upper hand.
Darien gripped a flailing hand tightly as he glanced down at the person who had destroyed
his apartment. His breath left him in a horrified gasp as he recognized the man,
"Hobbes?"
Part 4 by Kathy Czechowski, a.k.a. Hei_Mao
Hobbes snorted, jerking from Darien's grip and standing. "Thanks for the hospitality.
Love what
you've done with the place," he said, brushing broken glass from his sleeves.
"What do you mean by that? I didn't do this." Darien's brow furrowed as he let
the quicksilver fall
away.
"What, and I did? You called me here."
"No, I didn't." His voice trailed off as he stared at the mess.
"Yeah, you did. You said you wanted to talk to me about something, the door would be
unlocked, I
should just walk in. I walked in, and POW! I woke up in here. Then you came barreling
in...."
Darien paused, shaking his head. "I didn't call you. This doesn't make sense."
"Right. If someone wanted to frame me for tossing your apartment, why call me
here?" Hobbes rubbed the back of his head. A large bruise was rapidly purpling
beneath a dozen small cuts. He winced, mumbling curses.
"Somebody wanted us here at the same time. The mess is just a distraction. Someone
wanted us out of the
way," Darien declared.
Hobbes nodded, his expression grim. "I was thinking the same thing."
Part 5 by FawkesFox
Hobbes' cell phone began to ring. He took it out of his pocket and answered it,
"Hobbes... What?... Where are you?... Stay there, we're on our way." He hung the
phone up and turned to Darien. "There's trouble partner." Hobbes started for the
door, Darien following closely behind him. Within minutes they arrived at the Agency. Once
they got there, they knocked on the door of Charlie's office. There was no answer so
Darien kicked the door in. Inside, Charlie was tied to the chair, a gag in his mouth.
"Hello, Darien." A familiar voice said from behind the door. Darien turned to
see the man who was responsible for his brother's death.
Part 6 by Allison Riley
Darien's couldn't speak. He never, in his wildest dreams, thought that Arnaud would come
back for a third time. Then, the memories of Kevin dying in his arms came back to him. His
speechlessness disappeared. Darien tried to punch Arnaud, but he wasn't quick enough.
Arnaud grabbed his fist and squeezed it tightly. Pain rushed through Darien's arm. Then he
let go. The pain vanished. Darien ran to the center of the room and quicksilvered. Arnaud
just laughed. Darien tried again to punch him, thinking that he couldn't stop his fist
this time. But he did. Hobbes had been standing there staring. Now he could see Arnaud
holding something in midair. Arnaud squeezed Darien's fist even harder than before.
Forcing him to become visible again. Arnaud laughed. "How did he do that?"
Darien, Hobbes, and Charlie all said quietly to themselves.
Part 8 by jakgirl
"Are you selling me out?" cried Darien.
Arnaud perched on the Official's desk. "I think we should tell him, don't you?
Otherwise he will waste his time and my patience trying to discover the answers." He
quirked an eyebrow at the Official and continued,
"The explanation is simple. Using nanotechnology, I've perfected special contact
lenses with tiny viewers, which enable me to see quicksilver: a superior version of the
Agency's viewers. I have proven to your employer that they work. Now he knows I can find
and kill you anywhere, at any time, and he has agreed to let me
borrow you for a
little job I have. Otherwise, I shoot you and harvest the gland. Don't think I won't do
it."
"What's the job?" asked Darien warily.
Part 9 by FawkesFox
"My neice has been kidnapped by some very ruthless people." Arnaud said.
"More ruthless than you?" Darien quipped.
Arnaud ignored him and continued, "I can't stand seeing my sister so upset."
"Well, well... Never would have figured you for a softie." Darien said.
Part 10 by Sasscat
"Ordinarily no," Arnaud said smoothly, "but Jessica shows a lot of promise.
Her mother is right to worry."
Darien froze, barely hearing Arnaud's next words. He knew he was being stupid - it wasn't
exactly the most uncommon of names - but somehow he had a feeling, low in his gut, that he
was about to hear some unpleasant news. "Your niece is called Jessica?"
"Jessica Semplar. She's in grade three at Heatherfield Elementary. If you'll come
along I'll give you all the information you need."
"My god," Darien said softly. "Jess." He stumbled backwards until he
found the wall, and clung to it for support. Jess had been kidnapped. Jess was related to
*Arnaud*. And that was something even her
invisible best friend Ralph couldn't save her from.
But he could try. Darien lifted his eyes to Arnaud's, coldly determined. "I'll do
it."
Part 11 by Mandy, a.k.a. fawkesielady
"Good" Arnaud said with a slight smile. They walked out of the building, guards
on either side of Darien just incase he decided to change his mind, and got in Arnaud's
car.
"So, what do these people want with Jessica?" Darien asked as the car pulled out
on the street.
"That I am not sure of yet. She is a very bright girl, very bright for her age."
Darien thought he saw a tinge of hurt behind Arnaud's hard exterior. He would have felt
sorry for him if he wasn't Arnaud.
"Yeah, I know." He mumbled.
"What was that?"
"Nothing. Tell me what you want me to do. But understand one thing, I'm not doing any
of this for you."
Arnaud chuckled, "I'd hope not. After this is over, we can go back to hating and
wanting to kill each other. But for now, I'm afraid we have no choice, we must work
together."
Part 12 by The_Mad_Fangirl
"You hate me?" Darien asked. The guards flanked him in the limo's back seat.
"Why? I mean, I hate you because you killed Kevin, and," his voice hardened,
"I will kill you for that, but what did I ever do to you?"
"You're in my way," Arnaud replied, leaning over the limo's back seat, gun
sideways. "That's always been sufficient for me, but even if it weren't, there's the
small matter of nine or ten invisible grenades."
"Oh, yeah," Darien replied, smiling slightly. "Yeah, that was a good
one."
"Obviously not good enough. Story of your life, Fawkes, which is why you'll be dead
and I'll have the gland, but not until after Jessica is safe." Arnaud turned forward
again and looked out the front window. A few minutes later, "Ah. We're here."
Darien looked over a guard's shoulder. "Jessica's house."
Arnaud's head whipped around. "And you know that how?"
Part 13 by Maxdout
"Well, It's too small for a villain such as yourself," Darien remarked
cautiously but slyly. Arnaud seemed unimpressed so Darien added, "and your oversized
ego."
Arnaud still seemed unconvinced, "I suspect it was just a lucky guess."
The driver opened the door and Arnaud got out while staring at Darien probingly. Darien
glanced at Arnaud's thugs as he pointed to the door and said, "Ladies first."
They were not amused. They grabbed Darien, one on either side, and pushed him out the
door. It was apparent they were fighting the urge to throw him.
They all walked together up the drive to the door of Jessica's house and Arnaud rang the
doorbell. Just then Darien became very afraid that Jessica's parents might recognize him
from Jessica's painting of Ralph.
Part 14 by liz_Z
Mrs. Semplar opened the door, a curious expression on her face. "Arnaud, what are you
doing here?"
Arnaud gave her a wan smile. "I'm here to help find Jessica."
Mrs. Semplar's lip trembled for a moment, and then she broke down into tears. Arnaud
immediately pulled her up in a hug, whispering soothing words in her ear.
After a while Mrs. Semplar began to calm down. Darien watched in surprise. He had never
thought that Arnaud was capable of anything like compassion.
Mrs. Semplar frowned and gestured at Darien. "Who is this?"
"Someone who can help us."
"He looks familiar... Oh well, it must be my imagination. His face just reminded me
of... a painting Jessica made..." She broke down into tears again.
Arnaud frowned. "What painting?"
"The one of... her invisible friend..."
Arnaud pulled her up in another hug, but his eyes were filled with cold anger. "I
see."
Part 15 by IMFreak
After a moment Mrs. Semplar took a deep breath, pulled away from Arnaud enough to wipe her
eyes briskly, and said in a voice that sounded as though she were trying to be cheerful,
"Well, where are my manners? Come in, come in."
Arnaud kept an arm around his sister and after a quick glare backward at Darien they
walked into the house together. Darien was practically hustled inside by the two
bodyguards behind him. Once they were in the living room, Mrs. Semplar sat down on a
couch, Arnaud beside her. She gestured toward the other chairs arranged in a semi circle
around the room for the others to sit in. Subtly, the two muscle men pushed Darien toward
one that was pretty much between the other two. Just enough nudging so that Mrs. Semplar
wouldn't notice.
"Thanks. How are you holding up Mrs. Semplar?" Darien asked once he had sat
down, a look of sincere concern on his face.
Mrs. Semplar, who had been looking more at the beige rug than anything else, brought her
head up sharply to look at him. "Fine, thank you." Her voice was a bit tight.
"It's alright, Dear, I told you. He's here to try and help."
She looked earnestly into Arnaud's face, "But why? What makes you think some stranger
can find Jessica when the police can't? I mean, how well do you know this man?"
"Trust me. He will do his best to find her." Arnaud looked at Darien with stern
eyes that seemed to add "or he will be very, very sorry" to his last statement.
Part 16 by Mandy AKA fawkesieladyandEd
"I'm sorry." Mrs. Semplar said to Darien. "I just can't get over how much
you look like Ralph."
"Ralph?" Darien asked trying to sound confused.
"Yes. Jess's invisible friend." She said as she stood up. Mrs. Semplar left the
room and returned a moment later with the painting. "See, this is a painting of
Ralph."
"Wow." Was all Darien could force out of his mouth.
Mrs. Semplar sat down wiping away fresh tears. "It's alright dear." Arnaud said
as he put his arm around her shoulders. "We'll bring her home safe."
He looked at Darien with angry eyes. "May I speak with you a moment?" He said
through clenched teeth. He had tried to sound friendly, but his sister flinched at his
tone.
"Sure." Darien said and left the house with Arnaud.
"Do you want to tell me why Jessica painted a picture of you?" Arnaud asked when
the front door was closed behind them.
Part 17 by bookwormgirl
Darien stepped up to Arnaud real close and said, Do you want to find Jessica or do
you want to waste time with a history lesson?
Arnaud stared back at Darien. Well talk later, after Jessica is safe. But
trust me, Ralph, he said with venom in his voice, we will talk. With
that, Arnaud opened the door and the two reentered the house.
Is there a problem? asked Mrs. Sempler.
Not at all, my dear. We were just discussing the best place to start our
investigation. Mr. Fawkes and I have different, Arnaud paused,
techniques.
Mrs. Sempler, asked Darien, did the kidnappers leave a note? A clue of
any kind as to who they are or what they would want with Jess?
Part 18 by Veronica aka Scout
Mrs. Semplar ran into the kitchen and returned with a piece of paper and something else in
her hand. "Here is what we found on the front stoop yesterday morning. A letter and a
dead butterfly.
What does it mean?" Arnaud shrugged his shoulders and looked confused.
Darien knew exactly what the butterfly meant, "Crysalis."
Arnaud grabbed Darien's arm, "What?"
Darien repeated, "Crysalis is behind this and I know why they went after
Jessica."
Part 19 by RGtwilight
Arnaud's grip on Darien's arm tightened even more and Arnaud seemed to turn purple. Darien
turned away from Mrs. Semplar and quicksilvered his arm. Arnaud quickly released his grip
and said Merde!
What is Crysalis? asked Arnauds sister. She wondered why both men seemed
to be so agitated with each other.
Darien shook off his quicksilvered arm and studied Arnaudhe seemed to recognize the
name Crysalis! Darien then said Look I am sure these people wont hurt Jessica
but I think we should stay calm and look at the note to see what they want.
Arnaud, still agitated grabbed the note from his sister and began to read it. But before
he finished he looked up at Darien and hissed, What do you know about
Crysalis?
Darien asked Mrs. Semplar Can I use your phone? Then he dialed a number and
looked at Arnaud and said, I really think I am going to need help with this. I need
Bobby Hobbes. He will know the best way to infiltrate Crysalis. Now what does the note
say?
Part 20 by Sasscat
Arnaud pressed his lips together for a moment, then handed the note over.
"Very well, but warn Mister Hobbes not to come armed. I don't think he'd like the
consequences."
"Armed?" Jessica's mother looked worried. "Arnaud, is this man
dangerous?"
"Of course not, _ma chere_," Arnaud said soothingly. "You know I would
never do anything to put you at risk." He looked daggers at Darien, as if daring him
to argue.
Darien managed to keep his mouth shut, barely. He turned his attention back to the phone,
rattling instructions off to Bobby as he held the note up to the light.
_In lieu of promised payment, the girl is ours. Consider your debt discharged. J.S._
Stark. Darien scowled and resisted the urge to crumple the note up into a ball. It looked
like Arnaud and Chrysalis had had some business dealings. But Arnaud had double-crossed
them, and they'd trumped his double-cross.
If Jessica weren't caught in the middle of it, Darien would have been inclined to sit back
and watch them fight it out. Instead... well, he could only imagine the things Chrysalis
could do with an impressionable kid.
Part 21 by fawkesieladyandEd
"Story?" What the hell does that mean?" Darien asked as he looked at
Arnaud.
"You are the one that knows Chrysalis so well, you tell me." Arnaud returned.
Darien thought for a moment, "I don't know." He said finally.
"Hello boys, good morning Mrs. Semplar." A voice called from behind them.
Darien turned, "Hobbes? What are you doing here?"
"You called Darien."
"Yeah, but you never answered the phone."
"Let me see that." Hobbes said as he took the note from Arnaud. He read the note
then looked up at Darien. "It was Chrysalis, and they want a story."
"We figured that part out Hobbes, but what kind of story?" Darien asked.
"This is a clue Darien. Chrysalis wants us to have a little treasure hunt. The next
clue is in the childrens section of the library."
"Alright then," Arnaud said, "Let's go."
Part 22 by KAT_bboard_lurker
Apparently, the local library didn't realize a girl's life was on the line. They had yet
to open the massive, locked doors, when Darien, Bobby, and Arnaud arrived. Arnaud thought
it best if his sister stay behind and his thugs guard her.
"Go find a way in, Fawkes," he barked.
"Yes, my Swiss Miss," Darien said under his breath. Bobby started to follow, but
Arnaud stopped him dead in his tracks by firing his gun so close to Bobby's face, he could
feel it pass by.
"Oops, I missed," Arnaud said innocently enough. "I wonder if I will next
time."
"I think I'll stay here with him, Darien," Bobby squeaked out.
Darien walked behind the building. There was a small window, towards the ground, perhaps
to a basement. He climbed down into the black abyss. What's that moving? He couldn't
see
"Oh my
" he thought. "HEY YOU GUYS!!! YOU BETTER COME LOOK
AT THIS RIGHT NOW!!!"
Part 23 by dakFinv
Arnaud and Hobbes ran to where Fawkes had entered the library. "What is it
Fawkes?" questioned Hobbes.
"It's one of Stark's guys. He looks pretty beat up," answered Darien Darien
helped Arnaud and Hobbes into the library. Fumbling around in the dark Hobbes found a
light switch and lit up the dark room. The room was completely trashed.
"Whoa. It looks like a wrestling match took place down here," said Hobbes.
"You. What happened here?" Arnaud snarled as he shook the already half-conscious
Chrysallis agent.
"I...I...I can't...a struggle...gunshots...other people...other than
Chrysallis," stammered the man. He slowly started to create more understandable
sentences. "My partner and I were supposed to wait here and watch you while you were
at the library, but there were other men here other than us. I don't know who they were,
but they took my partner."
"You have no idea who they were?" asked Darien.
"No, but they left this. Maybe it will help."
Part 24 by Kimpire
Darien reached out to take the note from the Chrysalis agent, but Arnaud slapped his hand
away and grabbed it himself. While Arnaud read the note to himself, Hobbes pulled Darien
over. "Why the hell is he offering this information up to us?" he asked.
Darien frowned. "What do you mean?"
"I mean," said Hobbes, "That if this guy really was attacked by someone
else, he wouldn't freely tell us that. It's obvious he recognizes us, so why is he
volunteering information?"
Darien paused for a moment. "Hobbes..."
"Trust me, Fawkes, I'm the expert here, and we're being set up, my friend."
Darien sighed. "Well, only one way to find out." He turned to Arnaud, who had
finished reading the note. "What's it say?"
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